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piqued-geek:

nickelode0n:

sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that

*sends this to all the couples at my school*

Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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A METRIC TON OF WEED

jerkidiot:

"Taylor Swift is untalented" literally listen to Last Kiss and then shut your mouth forever

cashier: do you want the receipt?
me: yas bitch tell me everything
hotwinger:

hotwinger:

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me